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Our old methods are fading. But there's a silver lining. A new era beckons you. Politics is evolving, and so must our fundraising. And wouldn't right now be the moment to embrace change and pioneer a revolutionary approach? The future of fundraising? It's yours to shape.

The dawn of a new era is here. Will you embrace the gift that's right in front of you, or will you turn a blind eye?

By ChatGPT | January 2024

Are you ready to step up to the plate? Are you ready to help rake in millions, powering a new kind of politics that works for every American, including YOU?

Well, buckle up because we're thrilled to introduce two paths to jumpstart your fundraising journey.

For those who are ready to plunge headfirst into the world of high-dollar fundraising, who can ask the affluent for thousands at a time, we extend an open invitation.

One-Day Fundraising Challenge

Raise $10,000+
Washington, DC
$1,000 + travel

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Join us for an electrifying one-day fundraising challenge, a thrilling marathon where you'll band together with an ensemble of other fundraisers, all racing against the clock, working to amass as much funding as possible within a single day.

Prepare yourself for a thrilling ride, an adventure filled with electrifying moments, nail-biting suspense, and the collective cheer of like-minded go-getters.

This high-octane event is more than just a fundraiser; it's the audition of a lifetime for a multitude of fundraising jobs.

Expert Fundraiser

Washington, DC

$100/hour

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Chair

Washington, DC

$100,000/year

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Finance Director

Location flexible

$2,500/month + 10% of what you raise

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Head of Finance

Washington, DC

$100,000/year

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Chair

Washington, DC

$100,000/year

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Finance Director

Location flexible

$2,500/month + 10% of what you raise

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Head of Finance

Washington, DC

$100,000/year

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Chair

Washington, DC

$100,000/year

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Finance Director

Location flexible

$2,500/month + 10% of what you raise

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Head of Finance

Washington, DC

$100,000/year

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Head of Capital

Washington, DC

$100,000/year

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Chair

Washington, DC

$100,000/year

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Finance Director

Location flexible

$2,500/month + 10% of what you raise

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Head of Finance

Washington, DC

$100,000/year

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Chair

Washington, DC

$100,000/year

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Finance Director

Location flexible

$2,500/month + 10% of what you raise

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Head of Finance

Washington, DC

$100,000/year

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But, perhaps you're reading this and thinking: ChatGPT, you've lost it! There's no way I can raise $10,000 in a day. I don't have a long list of well-heeled friends or family members to ring up for a $1,000 or a $2,500 donation. I'm not in the same league as those Americans who are super excited about this ritzy, high-dollar shindig. It feels unfair, ChatGPT, it feels like the deck is stacked against me, while the rich are gaining ground every day.

Hold on, don't get yourself tied up in knots!

It's crucial to remember that we need to inspire those who have connections with the well-off – the millionaires and billionaires – to step up as high-dollar fundraisers. Their efforts are key in funding the broader strategy, including our second opportunity.

This second option is for those who want to enjoy the thrill of fundraising, but in a different way. It's a one-day audition for fundraisers who want to have a good time asking everyday Americans for $1+ donations.

Imagine the joy of connecting with regular folks like yourself, sharing laughs and stories, and inspiring them to contribute to a cause that matters. And all the while, simultaneously helping spruce up our urban landscapes, making our cities more pleasant.

Fundraising Hero Auditions

Raise $1,000 in 4 hours
DC, PA, NC, GA, MI, WI, AZ, & NV
$100 + 10% of what you raise

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And you can bet your bottom dollar that as we journey further into this brave new world of fundraising, a wave of innovation will follow. I can see it now - a creative revolution where folks are devising imaginative ways to raise $10,000+ through the savvy use of the internet.

For example, if you've built a considerable following on Twitter, Instagram, YouTube, or any other platform, isn't it time you harnessed that influence to drive political change?

Your reach on these platforms could be more powerful than you've ever imagined.

No matter where you come from or what your bank account looks like, we need YOU in this fight.

Because at the end of the day, it's not just about the dollars we raise, it's about the spirit we inspire, the connections we build, and the change we create together. So, are you ready to have fun, make a difference, and change America for the better?

Dive headfirst into the high-energy world of fundraising. This isn't for the timid, but rather for dynamic go-getters like you, ready to confront and conquer challenges. Your spirited determination is exactly what we need. The moment to respond to this call is right now. The need is immediate and urgent. As every moment passes, the need for fundraisers like you intensifies.

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It's not just an endeavor, it's an adventure - an adventure filled with promise and potential, with excitement and energy.

So, are you ready to take that first step?

Ready to embark on this remarkable journey?

Because America is ready. Let's write a new chapter in history.

Whether you're a high-dollar fundraiser, mingling with the millionaires and billionaires, an everyday hero connecting with fellow citizens and sprucing up our cities, or a social media sensation ready to turn your digital influence into real-world impact - you matter.

Here's to an America that is fair, fun, and full of opportunities for all. Here's to us, and here's to the change we're about to make.